[Do you know how petty I am? I’ll give you an example. I’m so fucking fucking petty that I didn’t even wait for you to send this message before I had a written out response about why you’re a fucking retard. General Sam’s subscribers are known for being ruthless but they all look like fucking kittens compared to me you fucking acoustic offspring of incestial rape. You can grab a sharpie and try to cover yourself with the word “Not worthless” but that doesn’t change the fact that your own parents can’t even fucking tolerate you. When you were born your Mother said “What the fuck? I wanted a son, why are you handing me the literal manifestation of elephant feces” to which a hospital nurse replied “Oh sorry ma’am! we share this wing with the local Zoo, my mistake, here’s your son” to which your mother replied again with “Fuck, can you just bundle the feces up and give that to me instead?” Yeah, I’m so fucking petty that I even made a reference to your most viewed Youtube video (which is only 100 views), the only reason why your video didn’t give me cancer was because you have the sweet voice of a bag of oats gently hitting the floor. I’m so fucking petty that I’d fuck a dying elephant, cover my blistered dick with its bacteria, cut it off, put it in chili, make you eat it and then shit all over your face. You didn’t like my link? Let me send you another one to show you I need a fucking sub-space converter to handle how fucking worthless you are.](http://i.imgur.com/E5qCT7A.png?1)