(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my Dew is on the table. What a beautiful day for gooming. Good morning League of Legends, I’ve been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven’t goomed yet. It’s time to hop on my goom throne and machine gun jackhammer my 600,000 dpi ultra adjustable razor mouse with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s…is that a missing daily match?? HMMGH, I-I MUST PLAY, SNNNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRT** OH GOD (CLIKLIKLIKLIK) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNOORT, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM GOOOMING!!!!! IM GOOMING, IM GOOMING IM GOOOOMING IM GOOOOOMING GOOOOOOOOOOMING COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, GOOOOOOM, AW FUCK IM DOING IT, GOOOOM AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my wonderful little experience points, my XP, my XP…Well, it’s time to get breakfast…well a little goom first wouldn’t hurt.