Humpty Dumpty wasn’t an egg

“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horse’s and all the kings men couldn’t put him back together again.”

Where does it say he’s an egg? Yes it’s IMPLIED that he is with the bit about putting him back together, but that’s a assumption. He could also be a glass vase, or a LEGO dildo or something. Point is, there are a lot of possibilities.

He may not have been needed to be put back together physically either. One possible interpretation is that all the kings horses and all the kinds men couldn’t put his mind back together. He was a broken man, nothing to live for. Maybe his wife left with the kids. Maybe his parents died. Maybe he died on the inside.

Maybe he decided he should make his death complete.

So he jumped.

Everyone around him tried to help him through the tough times, he just couldn’t see them through the shroud of depression. Maybe he could and was just too burdened or too broken.

Anyway, they couldn’t put him back together again


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