I once stayed at a hotel that had a pug and some random bigger dog. At one point, the pug started licking big dog’s asshole. Like, really get in there, deep and wet, shlorp shlorp thweeze shlorp shlorp thweeze, for minutes on end.

That wheezing slobbering kinda stuck with me.

_Edit:_ I was asked for more details. This was serious spelunking, not just surface cleaning. If that pug had had hands, he’d have pulled it open just so he could really get at whatever treasure nuggets lurked deep inside. With how fucked up their faces are, I was pretty surprised at the length of that pug’s tongue. Maybe the messed up nose shape is so it can still breathe, even if badly, with its face deep in another dog’s shitter.

_Edit2:_ yes, please keep giving me awards for a graphic, detailed audio visual description of how a mutated wheezing little runt mutt went enthusiastically tongue-digging up in a large dog’s ringpiece for tasty morsels whole putting on an asthmatic slobber concerto. Because, you know, reasons.

You go, little pug, get in there and find that pirate booty, you deserved it, little gold miner. The Internet is rooting for you.