hmmmMmMMMM pleM is sad that you asexuals will never know the pleasure of having some so exquisite as a dick.
To touch it, to squeeze it, to grab it, to pump it.

Once in college we had to suck the dicks and lick the balls of everyone in the fraternity, and no one said “No Homo”, because this was the ultimate test of manliness. At first it was just that, but someone grabbed the other’s ass, and that moan was so delicious everyone got in trance, and we had the loudest orgy in the whole college, no one wanting to stop, everyone moaning, cum everywhere, as they knew this was the ultimate test of manliness to exist, to apreciate your friend dick, to suck it, to squeeze it

Now, excuse me, as i have to release the nectar of life from my dick for the 14th time today.