Fuck you for getting within 2 metres of me you piece of shit, and even more if you’re going to the park you fucking cunt bag fuck. Me staying 6 ft away from you makes me essentially Jesus didn’t you know. I’m fucking better than you. Fuck you for wanting to socialise you fucking shit sock. Unless you’re suffering every minute of this lockdown then you’re doing it wrong and you should have been aborted. Fuck you you fucking cunt.

My social life is pure shit and I fucking love it. I believe I’m on a higher plane of existence because of this. Fuck off if you have anything to say about me because I’m perfect.

I’m also an essential worker.

from https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/gnx5ln/i_am_social_distancing_heres_a_few_reasons_why_im/