Ok so, it started like this.
I pulled out my cock
I slapped it twice
I gave it a little jiggle
And wiggled it around
I rubbed it
And it felt good
I look at the screen
And I type
H
O
T
P
O
R
N
I was ecstatic
At what I saw
I clicked on it
And I was delighted
I got my cock
I slapped it twice
I gave it a little jiggle
And wiggled it around
I rubbed it
And it felt good
I watched the video
And it was bad
Some fat guy
And a rat
And I felt sick
But I kept looking for porn
Then I found it
HOT SEXY SEX
I was delighted
I clicked on it
With my dick
I got out my cock
I slapped it twice
I gave it a little jiggle
And wiggled it around
I rubbed it
And it felt good
I still hadn’t ejaculated
And it’s been 40 minutes
I searched and searched
For the best porn
And I typed
B
E
S
T
P
O
R
N
And I saw it
It was magnificent
WORLD LEADERS ORGY
I clicked on it with my ballsack
And I watched with intensity
It was good very good
I got out my cock
I slapped it twice
I gave it a little jiggle
And wiggled it around
I rubbed it
And it felt good
I kept slapping it
Until I ejaculated
Thank you Emmanuel Macron
For my big nut
For when you want to beat your meat
Remember these easy steps
I got out my cock
I slapped it twice
I gave it a little jiggle
And wiggled it around
I rubbed it
Then slap it **HARD**