Hey, you know what? You ain’t got to do nothing, Uncle Phil, you know? It ain’t like I’m still 15 years old, you know? Ain’t like I’m gonna be sittin’ up every night asking my mom “When’s Plague gonna draw rule 34 openly?,” you know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn’t there to teach me how to draw waifus, but I learned, didn’t I? And I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn’t I, Uncle Phil?!

Got through my first waifu without him, right? I learned how to draw, I learned how to shade, I learned how to colour without him, I had 14 great drawings without him; he never even sent me a damned like! TO HELL WITH HIM!!!

I didn’t need him then and I don’t need him now.

No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I’m gonna get through it without him, I’m gonna get great rule 34 without him, I’m-a marry me a beautiful furry waifu and I’m havin’ me a whole bunch of kids. I’m gonna be a better artist than he ever was, and I sure as Hell don’t need him for that, ‘CAUSE AIN’T A DAMN THING HE COULD EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW TO DRAW MY WAIFUS!! (long pause; I tear up) How come he don’t want to draw rule 34, man?!