“If you thought Epic was going to stop at just getting exclusivity deals, you couldn’t be more wrong. Steam is going to be exclusively available through the EGS, starting in July 2021. But the dramatic changes to PC gaming don’t stop there. To announce what’s coming next, why don’t I invite Phil Spencer onto the stage. Phil?”

“Hey, thank you Tim. Microsoft is very excited to announce that Epic Games Store will soon be available, exclusively though the Windows Store. This partnership is going to open up so many options for gamers across the board, and we didn’t stop there. We listened to our users, and we heard you guys loud and clear. So to now I’d like to announce the big overhaul to the Windows Store platform. But to do that, I need to invite a friend and colleague up here. Ladies and gentleman, Tim Cook”

“Wow there are a lot of excited gamers out there. Apple, in the past, has been known as a second rate platform for gaming, but our users wanted more. We’ve worked really hard on our partnership with Microsoft to announce that, starting today, the Windows Store will be available exclusively across all of our Apple ecosystem. But we didn’t just stop there. We carefully considered nthe feedback from Apple users, and we have something truly amazing to share with you today, but to do that I need to invite a very special guest on stage here. Please welcome Julie Uhrman.

“Thanks Tim. Thanks Phil. Thanks Tim. It’s been a while hasn’t it?!? Well I have one very special thing to share with you all today. Starting immediately, the entirety of Apple’s ecosystem will be exclusively available on OUYA! – OUYA! OUYA! OUYA! OUYA! OUYA! OUYA! OUYA!”