Man, you ever realize how lucky Mozart was? Imagine if his last name wasn’t his trademark, it was his first name; The dude’s first name was Wolfgang. That’s a pretty fucking metal name.

Wolfgang

“hey there, what’s your favorite music? Mine is Romanze by Wolfgang” ~ some Chad probably

Some retard may name their kid “Balto” but that’s just one wolf, Even the guy named “two wolves” is only named after 2 wolves. Mozart was named after an entire gang of wolves. Not even a pack of wolves, because pack doesn’t sound metal enough in comparison. Even though there’s a fking heavy metal song called Wolfpack by Sabaton. If Sabaton made a song called Wolfgang, it would be insanely more badass.