Severus Snape was an epic gamer in the Harry Potter books who was just being oppressed by women, chads, minorities, and society. That’s right. To start, like the most oppressed gamers, Snape had a Veronica, known as Lilly Potter. Snape did nothing to offend his Veronica but she was taken from him by CHAD JAMES. This CHAD had constantly oppressed Snape through his early gamer years but ended up MARRYING VERONICA instead of him. This truly shows the beginning of Snape’s oppression. Not only is he oppressed by this stupid Chad and Veronica, but a minority oppresses him too: Albus “canonically gay” Dumbledore. Snape makes it very clear that his dream job is to be a true DARK ARTS GAMER and pass on his gaming skills to the next generation. But year after year, gay boy Dumbledore, a MINORITY, denies him his true job and makes him teach POTIONS. But the worst thing Snape was oppressed by was SOCIETY. Everyone reading these books thought SNAPE was the bad guy, Snape was awful and evil simply BECAUSE HE WAS A GAMER. But you know what’s the most epic part about this? SNAPE ROSE UP. He KILLED THE MINORITY THAT OPPRESSED HIM. He taught Chad and Veronica’s son THE TRUTH ABOUT GAMERS. And in the end, HE DIED A GAMER HERO. This is truly the most epic story of a gamer being oppressed in literature. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.