You go to sleep after eating 5 tubs of Cherry Garcia.

Your stomach hurts and your head is spinning but you have an early shift tomorrow and have to get some sleep.

You dream that you’re at a Daughtry concert, and they just finish their performance of “Crashed.” Chris Daughtry leans into the mic.

“And now, for something more classic.”

Chris begins to sing the classic 1973 Broadway tune “Send in the Clowns.”

You awaken suddenly to a room filled with clowns. They squeeze your nose and it squeaks. You are a clown

You wake up again in a cold sweat.

Cherry Garcia has been discontinued by Ben & Jerry’s.

You turn to drinking as an alternative.

You drink to the point of destroying your liver and require a transplant

The surgery was a success. The nurse lets someone in the room, your liver donor.

It’s Chris Daughtry, dressed like a clown.

Chris hands you a quart of ice cream.

“Cherry Garcia, your favorite.”

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