Lol you have no idea the kind of booty I get. 3 chicks err day, 5 dames err night. And they all leave as satisfied women. You know when it’s playtime? No, only I do. And it’s always right. They can’t resist me. The gorgeous buffed up model body. The god-like face. The charming personality that attracts literally only the most gorgeous of women. Not to mention the incredible magnum engorgicus balongus peniculus. It’s simply incomparable in terms of size, venosity, and the pleasure it gives. I could go on about myself and even give myself a handy treat, but I have another dame to take care of. it’s a full-time job being an utterly gorgeous and perfect creation of humanity, modeled after the ultimate image of God himself.