there’s 104 days ’til my self-mutilation
and I’m so done trying to extend it
so the annual problem of our generation
is finding a good way to end it
##LIKE MAYBE
Building some guillotines, commiting seppuku
Or jumping off the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn’t exist (MY WILL TO LIVE!)
Or giving myself a bleach shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating Ebola
Or shooting yourself in the brain (Through the ear!)
Finding a bomber vest
Painting the railroad red
Or driving a knife through your veins! (PHINEAS!)
As you can see
there’s a whole lot of ways to go
And I feel nothing at all.
So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna end it all!
So stick with us cause phineas and ferb are gonna
#END IT ALL
^(MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A SUICIDE PACT!)