RECIPE:

• ⁠Get a big bottle (1-2l)
• ⁠Piss shit cum and vomit inside the bottle
• ⁠Shake bottle for a few minutes (put on cap beforehand)
• ⁠Let sit for an hour
• ⁠Take cap off bottle and put balloon/condom over bottle, secure with rubber bands
• ⁠Leave in sun until the balloon expands as much as it can
• ⁠Optional: Shake up the bottle with the baloon still on it to get some of the good stuff inside

Then you just take off the balloon without letting the gas escape and boof. One breath should be equivalent to a few hits of LSD and a shot of heroin. I recommend three a day, one upon waking up, one before lunch, and one after work.