N: AHH ITS YOU!!! THE VESPA WOMAN!!!

K: Why are you yelling?

S: Hurry up and sit down!

H: \*slurp\* Hi!

K: Ah, I just hired her to work for us, her name’s Haruhara

H: Haruko, pleasure!

\*dinging noise\*

K: I got ran over you know… Smaaashed

N: BY HER VESPA?!?!?!

S: It should’ve killed him

K: But instead we got you a living housekeeper out of it, didn’t we?

N: Are you feeling okay, grandpa? I mea- YOU GOT A HOUSEKEEPER?!?!?! A HOUSEKEEPER?!?!?!?

H: I was watching Taru-kun and he was making out with a high school girl

K: Fondling her yum yums???

N: I TOLD YOU I’M NOT TARU!!!

K: FONDLING HER CUPCAKES?????

N: AAA

K: Who’s this slut you’re fooling around with?? HUH????

N: Ma-Mamimi!! We were down in the river!

K: Really? Mamimi?

S: I bet she does it like a weasel, she’s cursed I tell ya!

K: Ah, your brother is away so she’s sinking her fangs into you, Naota!

*FONDLING AROUND*

*FOOLING AROUND*

**FOOLY COOLY!!!!**

….

What’s fooly cooly?

N: How should I know??? I’m still in grade school!! You think I’m that crazy??

K: Ah haaaa…. HA HA HAAAAAA!! That’s what it is… Naota’s got that hammer

N: A what?

K: It’s that Tomino-esque thing, saying it’s Gundham but basically it’s giant robot anime, right?

N: I don’t know what you’re talking about!

K: Nao’s just like me, so he must be doing it… I know he’s doing it.. Doing it, doing it…. Fooly Coolying!!

H: I see… Pretty impressive, little bro!

K: So what do you think, Haruko-san?

H: Whaddya?

K: Ooo a cooly cooly, like that?

H: Kool-aid?

K: Not like curry powder aphrodisiac leaked off my desk

H: Death?

K: It’s this kinda cooly cooly new modality

H: Noodle?

K: I MEAN LIKE MTV

H: Empty?

K: OOOOOO FORMER ASSITANT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD SUCH A LOVELY YOUNG WIFE!! OOO HOO HOO HOOO, COOLY COOLYYY!! YEEAH ITS KIND OF A *COOLY COOLY DREAM THING!!*

S: Yeah, cooly cooly is, you do it like this with you hands, see?

H: Ohhh, right. I’m already in that kind of relationship with Takkun here

K&S: ***RELATIONSHIP???? HOW DO YOU MEEEEEAN???***

H: *M O U T H T O M O U T H*

K: Mo- mo- mo-

N: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!

K: So, living in the same house.. You two are already fooly cooly, I see…

N: WHO CARES IF ITS FOOLY OR COOLY???

K: You’re still thinking about doing it tonight, aren’t you?

N: STOP ACTING LIKE I CAN!!!

K: With that kind of perverted cooly cooly kind of dream you must be hIDING IT UNDERNEATH THIS BAND AID, AREN’T YOU!?!?!?

N: AAAA I’M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!!!

H: Baaaaand aid

S: cooly cooly cooly cooly