I’m the rat king.

I am the rat king. King of the rats. I am the best rat who ever lived. Who can be better? Surely not any other rat. I have the reflexes of the swiftest rat. The strength of the strongest rat. The intelligence of the smartest rat. I am the peak rat that every other rat aspires to be. Nobody can defeat me. Go on, challenge me! But you can’t win can you! No, for I will! I AM THE RAT KING! KING OF THE RATS! I AM THE BEST RAT! YES!

I am.

Rat man.