Hey I’m back! First I want to apologize to Turkyman. I’m sorry I couldn’t set up the site and get the donations. I ended up hitting an asshole in a Lumina who ran a red light. I drove right into the side of him and my airbags didn’t deploy. I was wearing my seat belt but my head hit the steering wheel and the firewall pinned my legs. I was in a coma for 12 days and had to get therapy to walk again.

the reason I’m giving a shout out is because It was my new Impreza I was driving and Subaru of America which is headquartered about 40 minutes from my house paid all my medical bills (about $250,000) without question. They gave me a brand new Impreza fully loaded and they are giving me a new one every fives years for the next twenty years.

I actually have been out of the hospital for a while but was kinda scared to post again. I figured everyone would think i’m a dick because of the timing.

Seriously though if you want a good car and people that actually care about you buy a Subaru.

And with that being said I’m sure i’ll be a trolling dick in no time.