I remember I was watching CNN the night of the election and the exit polls were just released which were pretty bad for Kelly.

Anderson Cooper was interviewing Kelly Loeffler and asked her about the exit polls and Kelly said ‘I got your EXIT POLE right here’ and she stood up, fwipped her skirt up, as a pole of poop exited her butthole right onto the table, then the camera zoomed in on it.

Anderson then said ‘Is that what you have to say for yourself?’ and Kelly responds, ‘THE BEST IS YET, TO COMEE’ and lets out a huge shart. Viewers at home see poop specs fly into the camera. They switch cameras only to find out the one they switch to also has poop specs.

Kelly walks away and Anderson asks ‘Uh, ma’am, what are you going to wipe with?’ and Kelly says ‘NOTHIN’ and fwippes her skirt back down as she leaves the studio in a proud and defiant walk.