I think this lad made a taser. Well, there it goes…
I don’t wanna fuckin taze myself with this… Homemade tase-Homemade ZAPPER. They call it a zapper. Okay… It’s a zapper, it’ll zap ya. It just gives ya a little zap.
Well let’s see if it gives ya a “little” zap
oh, OH! My fuckin hair moved
Ok, it’s gonna taze me, it’s gonna FUCKING TAZE ME
I DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT TAZES, I’m not gon-
This is what has me worried, right? I’ve been eating nothing but fast food and horrible shit over the past few months, so my body isn’t at like PEAK performance; I’m starting to get older in age. Things aren’t working out for me
Like MAYBE if I’m 18, I’m spry, I run everyday, maybe something like this isn’t gonna kill me.
BUT I’M GETTING OLD. AND GAY.
THIS COULD KILL ME.
I don’t give a fuck about anything, I do what i want, when I want to, and right now I wanna TAZE MYSELf. That’s what I wanna do
\*zap\*
OH WHAT THE FUCK-wait, that didn’t even hurt
\*zap\*
What the fuck? A zapper?
\*zap\*
HA HA HA! THATS FUCKIN SICK. Ahhh, that’s exciting. Alright, let’s zap my neck!
\*zap\*
AHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!! Ahhh, I’m not gonna die