What we got right ‘ere, lads, is the common-yet-interesting social justice warrior. These lil’ beauts can measure up to a hundred sixty-seven centimeters — that’s just over five feet five inches for you lads in America — and weigh in at an average of a whopping 136 kilos! These nasty beasts are the most aggressive animal on the planet, ’cause even breathin’ wrong in the direction of a social justice warrior causes ’em to scream. And their screams have measured in to be almost as loud as a jet engine — that’s why I’ve got a pair of noise cancellin’ earmuffs on. Now ya see, this lil lady right ‘ere is performin’ what I like to call the “belittlin’ bitch” maneuver: that’s when a social justice warrior starts insultin’ ya to try and make ’em seem a bit smarter. In this case, that includes resortin’ to child-like behavior such as drawin’ pictures to try and make you think that their species or gender is suppressed and belittled. Luckily, bein’ a person who knows exactly how to deal with this particular species, it won’t have an effect on me. Their manes — which mostly feel like hay — come in a variety of vibrant colours. They use this not as a method of camouflage, but as a way to let other social justice warriors know they are there. Ain’t that somethin’! But even after all this, that’s not what makes social justice warriors so interestin’. What makes ’em so interestin’ is how their species is comprised of mostly females and homosexual males! Most of ’em have no desire to breed. Why? We don’t know, but one thing’s for sure: these sheilas will rip ya dick off faster than you can tell ’em there’s only two genders.

**I’m gonna poke it with a stick!**