Listen bud, the fact that your mother put out cigarettes on your back as a baby and drank so much that you head turned soft is no reason to insult someone else. When you go out of the way to bring someone else down with a weakass insult like “nerd,” you merely expose yourself as the smoothbrained, knuckle dragging troglodyte you are. Truly, your entire existence is so unbecoming of what should be considered human, that the idea of you walking on two feet makes me want to throw you in a zoo for others’ enjoyment. It is a spectacle watching you attempt to form a coherent sentence, much less live a life that is in any way condusive to the wellbeing of humanity as a whole. Verily, I pity you most of all, for you are an idiot raised above his station, studying at Tulsa when you should be doing lines of crack in an Arby’s bathroom. That is all I have to say. In short, go fornicate with yourself.