Ha! This reminds me of a time I was taking my nightly 10K hike, (A little short, I know, but I take a 3 times a week 20K run.) And when I was going up a large hill, I heard a scream of a damsel in distress. I rushed to the scene, I was there in only a few seconds, you see, I am an Olympic gold medalist when it comes to running. When I reached the location, I saw a poor queen being hunted by a 2,000 pound bear, with multiple scars on his face, yet not as many as me, if you want, ask me about all my scars. I served 7 years in Special Ops, FBI, CIA, secret services, and even more,they always called on me to do the dirty work, I was the top dog. I knew what I had to do to save this beautiful Queen. I pulled out my 13th century antique Bushido sword, using my lifetime training under Sensei Wu, I swung my sword with such precision and force, I cut the bears heart clean in two.


The lady thanked me, and said that she would do anything to make it up to me, but I knew what she wanted. Me, being 6 foot 10, she started wetting her panties over me.


I walked over to her, ripped off her skimpy shirt, then she knelt down and took off my pants, then started to suck my 16 and a half inch penis and deepthroating all of my thick, long cock. She lasted for hours, and when she was done, I cummed all over her face. It was maybe around a whole pound of cum splattered across her face. After decades of training, I learned to control when I release my fat, hot, load.


She was exhausted, and I was also semi-tired. She worked the fuck out of my dick, I haven’t felt like this in so long.

I was very hungry, so I skinned the bear with my sword and set up a campfire, and cooked a perfectly medium rare bear steak,using surrounding spices to make it even better, my knowledge of the wild is unmatched, and when my fucktoy woke up, I handed it to her. She said she was vegetarian, then I said “Then why did you eat my meat with joy?” She then ate the steak, and then after that, we went to my 90 million dollar mansion, and I fucked her brains out once more.