Dear mods. I want you to fuck my virgin ass. Hard. Like, r e a l l y hard. Harder than a priest fucks his altar boys. I want your cock rammed so far up my ass that I can taste it. I want my entire body to be fucking destroyed by your cock. Please fuck me. I need it. I will do fucking anything for you if you promise to ram me harder than God rammed Sodom and Gomorrah. I want your meaty cock to fill me up more than Jesus’s bread and fish filled the people. I want your cock shoved deeper in me than Jonah was in the whale. Your cock is more tempting than Satan was to Jesus in the desert. I want to be the prostitute to your beast, I want you to fucking ravage me. I want you to make me yours like David did to Bathsheba. I want your cock to be like the plagues of Egypt in my virgin ass. I want you to part my ass cheeks like Moses parted the Red Sea. I want your cum to flood my ass like God flooded the world. Please do this for me. Fuck my virgin ass as hard as you can. That is all I wanted to say.