there’s 104 days ’til my self-mutilation


and I’m so done trying to extend it


so the annual problem of our generation

is finding a good way to end it

##LIKE MAYBE

Building some guillotines, commiting seppuku

Or jumping off the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn’t exist (MY WILL TO LIVE!)

Or giving myself a bleach shower

Surfing tidal waves

Creating Ebola

Or shooting yourself in the brain (Through the ear!)

Finding a bomber vest

Painting the railroad red

Or driving a knife through your veins! (PHINEAS!)

As you can see

there’s a whole lot of ways to go

And I feel nothing at all.


So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna end it all!

So stick with us cause phineas and ferb are gonna

#END IT ALL


^(MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A SUICIDE PACT!)