John looks at porn and gets taken away by the poₚₒ. Once upon a time.. John and Dave were using ta internet and Dave was like, “Hey John, check out dis really cool website!” And john was like, “OK Dave!” And they went to the really cool website togetherrr. And then dad walked in and saw them on the really cool website™ and was like, “You son of a bitch faggot dickheads! Stop looking at my poooornnnnna!” and Dave was like “What? Your old ass pipe smoking piece of fuck head shit dong fuck shit dammit get da fuck out of John’s room.” And dad was like “Daaaaaave! Imma eat your fucking balls if you talk to me like that again! You piece of fuck.” And dad left the room, and so John and Dave continued to look at porns of porn. And then they clicked the Serket link! And… it was Karkat pornnnnnnnn! And there was pooceesers outside John’s house and dad came back in the room and was like, “Now you fuckers have done it… you pieces of inmature sack of dick crap! The popo are here! THE POPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” And he ran out of the house screamin’ and shit. And then the police man came to John’s door and opened it and… THE POLICE MAN WAS KARKAT! And officer Karkat was like, ” JOHN, YOU DUMBASS. THOSE WERE MY PRIVATE PICS, YOU GODDAMN FUCKASS BITCH.” And officer Karkat took john out back and was like “IMMA SHOW MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS. AND MY BATON. YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY. GODDAAAAAAAAAAAMN.” **and john was never seen again.**