I have seen countless Santa Deniers on the internet. Everywhere from Reddit to 4chan. With this post that all changes. I have undeniable proof that Santa is real. I will deconstruct every argument the Santa Deniers have.

1. “How can he fit down the chimney?”

He uses magic to deliver presents to houses with small chimneys.

2. “But I don’t have a chimney.”

For houses that don’t have chimneys Santa breaks into the house with a M14 7.62mm rifle to ensure that presents are delivered safely and he is not interrupted by the police.

3. “How can he deliver presents to the whole world in one night?”

He takes crack.

4. “How do his reindeer fly?”

They take crack.