First of all, get a 6 foot wide frying pan. Perfect for putting someone on.
Next, make sure you preheat the pan to the max it can go to.
Tie your loved ones wrists and ankles tight. Maybe put something in their mouth too.
Chuck them on the pan on their right side of their body and wait around 5 minutes. When she gets 3rd degree burns on their right. Get your hand and insert it into her vagina. Try to get the whole hand in their for the most pleasurable experience (for you) and flip her over.
Repeat on the left side until cooked to perfection.
She will most likely be dead or unconscious.
This is where the fun begins.
Get 20Ls of maple syrup and pour 10 into her vagina. Then pour the rest onto her body as you clap those cheeks.
After the orgasm, make sure she is dead and get a big butchers knife. Now enjoy your deliciously sexy meal!