Yeah, yeah. You think we think we’re edgy for saying The Beatles suck. No, they really do suck. They made bad music and you should feel bad for liking it.
The Beatles took American music and sold it back to us with accents and stupid haircuts. Why are we supposed to be impressed? Oh, because they were the first ones to… Wait, they weren’t the first ones to do anything important? What’s going on here? If The Beatles are your favorite band then you don’t even like music.