This offends me as a Native-american, inbred, multiple gendered, vegan, terminal stage 7 testicular cancer patient with dyslexia and severe, life threatening depression who drinks condensed, human menstrual blood and eats compressed, triple patty vegan hamburgers with extra lettuce on whole wheat bread every single morning, who fought in the Korean War as a stainless steal baseball bat wielding, tricycle riding, fire manipulating samurai who trained in the snow covered mountains of mongolia wearing nothing but dirty robes, who sexually identifies as a bright red Honda Civic with a fine leather interior and ten foot high winter tires, with a gatling turret that fires pure silver, 9mm bullets at over one hundred thousand miles per hour, who rides to work on a bright purple skinned unicorn with silky fur, wearing a pink bikini and an adult diaper weilding 2 equally sized wooden throwing knifes. If you disagree with me in any way, shape, or form, you’re nothing but a sleasy, dirty, disgusting, hateful, horrible, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, slave trading, child abusing, Nazi supporting, woman beating, Muslim hating, cousin fucking pile of literal human garbage that doesn’t deserve to live on this planet, or any planet for that matter.