So this happened earlier in the week but is NSFW so posting on the weekend. Also on my throwaway acc. since I don’t want this story going back to the IRL me.

So at uni as apart of their safe sex promotion, we get given condoms in our “welcome to uni” packs for students who live in the university-run accommodation. I’d always chucked these in my drawer for “future use” if the situation requiring them ever arose. It never has and so I took them home over summer and they’ve been sitting in my drawers at home ever since.

Anyway, I’m on intersemester break right now so I (19M) was back home, and poking around in my old stuff found some of them. I decided I’d open the wrapper since I’d never actually used one before or tried putting one on (parents took me out of sex-ed for religious reasons), and I thought it might be good to try one on and try out masturbating with it, so promptly opened the wrapper.

As I discovered, and the majority of the sexually active population probably know, condoms come kind of lubed already and for whatever reason I took a smell since I could kind of tell it smelt weird.

When I did this, I realised that I had not only smelt this scent before, but knew exactly how it tasted. I have memories of chewing on uninflated balloons quite a lot when I was younger (same with rubber bands) and the one memory in particular which became very vivid of was finding a balloon in my parents room and happily chewing on that. Except now I realise it wasn’t a balloon and was in fact, a used condom. I felt pretty sick then.

I wish I could delete memories and that I’d never remembered/realised this.

TL;DR got out a condom to try it out, realised I’ve tasted condoms before.