N: AHH ITS YOU!!! THE VESPA WOMAN!!!
K: Why are you yelling?
S: Hurry up and sit down!
H: \*slurp\* Hi!
K: Ah, I just hired her to work for us, her name’s Haruhara
H: Haruko, pleasure!
\*dinging noise\*
K: I got ran over you know… Smaaashed
N: BY HER VESPA?!?!?!
S: It should’ve killed him
K: But instead we got you a living housekeeper out of it, didn’t we?
N: Are you feeling okay, grandpa? I mea- YOU GOT A HOUSEKEEPER?!?!?! A HOUSEKEEPER?!?!?!?
H: I was watching Taru-kun and he was making out with a high school girl
K: Fondling her yum yums???
N: I TOLD YOU I’M NOT TARU!!!
K: FONDLING HER CUPCAKES?????
N: AAA
K: Who’s this slut you’re fooling around with?? HUH????
N: Ma-Mamimi!! We were down in the river!
K: Really? Mamimi?
S: I bet she does it like a weasel, she’s cursed I tell ya!
K: Ah, your brother is away so she’s sinking her fangs into you, Naota!
*FONDLING AROUND*
*FOOLING AROUND*
**FOOLY COOLY!!!!**
….
What’s fooly cooly?
N: How should I know??? I’m still in grade school!! You think I’m that crazy??
K: Ah haaaa…. HA HA HAAAAAA!! That’s what it is… Naota’s got that hammer
N: A what?
K: It’s that Tomino-esque thing, saying it’s Gundham but basically it’s giant robot anime, right?
N: I don’t know what you’re talking about!
K: Nao’s just like me, so he must be doing it… I know he’s doing it.. Doing it, doing it…. Fooly Coolying!!
H: I see… Pretty impressive, little bro!
K: So what do you think, Haruko-san?
H: Whaddya?
K: Ooo a cooly cooly, like that?
H: Kool-aid?
K: Not like curry powder aphrodisiac leaked off my desk
H: Death?
K: It’s this kinda cooly cooly new modality
H: Noodle?
K: I MEAN LIKE MTV
H: Empty?
K: OOOOOO FORMER ASSITANT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD SUCH A LOVELY YOUNG WIFE!! OOO HOO HOO HOOO, COOLY COOLYYY!! YEEAH ITS KIND OF A *COOLY COOLY DREAM THING!!*
S: Yeah, cooly cooly is, you do it like this with you hands, see?
H: Ohhh, right. I’m already in that kind of relationship with Takkun here
K&S: ***RELATIONSHIP???? HOW DO YOU MEEEEEAN???***
H: *M O U T H T O M O U T H*
K: Mo- mo- mo-
N: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!
K: So, living in the same house.. You two are already fooly cooly, I see…
N: WHO CARES IF ITS FOOLY OR COOLY???
K: You’re still thinking about doing it tonight, aren’t you?
N: STOP ACTING LIKE I CAN!!!
K: With that kind of perverted cooly cooly kind of dream you must be hIDING IT UNDERNEATH THIS BAND AID, AREN’T YOU!?!?!?
N: AAAA I’M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!!!
H: Baaaaand aid
S: cooly cooly cooly cooly