You know something? I really. Hate. People.

They’re selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious pricks with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever! I mean really! Look at all they’ve achieved! Genocide! Global warming! Reality TV! It’s just a never-ending parade of failures and fuck ups!

They are, without question, a completed wright-off of a species. AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!