they want to steal my butter, it’s cool it’s nice it’s clean it’s neat it’s everything they could imagine from butter but they wish they could have this butter that they can’t have and so they resort to stealing my butter but they can’t steal it no matter how many times they try i’ve stopped them every time, yesterday they pretended to be my grandma who i usually keep locked in the bathroom in the basement but i found her waiting in the kitchen, waiting for me to open the fridge and steal my butter while i’m not looking but i know they were pretending to be my grandmother because she is too weak to break out of the bathroom i know i kept it locked when i went to give her the 5 grapes i give her every day it’s not possible to open the door with grapes i know i kept it locked i have a disorder i keep everything locked always locked even the fridge i know they want to steal my butter when i unlock the fridge but they try every time to wait for me to unlock the fridge not knowing i always lock it immediately so even if they pretend to be my grandmother they can’t steal my butter even if they assume my identity and pretend to be me after they have kidnapped me to steal my butter they can’t know where to find the key to unlock the fridge to steal my butter i told my grandmother the location of the key in case i forget one day i let her keep the location of the key safe for me because i know she can’t steal my butter she is too weak and she doesn’t know that the key to unlock the fridge is different than the key to unlock the bathroom where she is trapped and only fed 5 grapes every day so she can’t steal my butter it’s physically impossible and so they keep trying to steal my butter