I was hacked

My computer has malware

I had a bathroom emergency and forgot to lock my computer

I have amnesia

Temporary insanity

I wanted to ask if “ok n—–” is offensive

I’ll be honest, I got lucky, but the girl typed it

My dog jumped on the keyboard

God did it

Suddenly my computer froze and i had an unsaved excel sheet so I started typing anything and everything to get it to unlock

I was writing a paper and was in the middle of recording a quote when switched to zoom and I forgot to switch back

My question is about the African country

I had a stroke

I was auditing the class to see if the professor answers questions

I’m playing a game next to pewdiepie and I had opened my speech to text on accident and then pressed enter on accident

I was searching for that bridge video of pewdiepie and incidentally typed that into the search

4chan hacked me

NSA hacked me