Today is my cake day and anybody who doesn’t use their recently earned 250 reddit coins to buy me silver will be punished for breaking the 149th, 2nd paragraph, and 3rd line: “Those who witness a reddit user on cake day with an ideal amount of reddit coins to buy a reddit award (Prices are 100, 500, and 1100 for silver, gold, and platinum respectively) will be prosecuted under martial law”. As well informed people you will know that failure to do this may result in at the least 1-day ban, though a permanent ban may be used on repeat offenders. As a fellow reddit citizen I would hate to see this happen to you, but as a I am in my cake day I will use lethal force in self defense.