[Source for anyone that wants it :)](https://youtu.be/MFJr0qj7_Jk)

This video is so hilarious that I decided to transcribe it. Enjoy 🙂

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Goku: I do have one request, it has to do with our training regime. Will you guys suck me off until I cum all over your faces… Hey look at those faggot ass clothes, FAGGOT FAGGOT FAG FUCKIN FAG.

Krillin: Hehehe yeah I’m carrying a few extra pounds around myself. Not much time to workout, keeping them happy is a full time job, especially that bitch on the right GOD DAMN you trying to keep that bitch happy it’s impossible. I just give her food, I giver he presents, I give her rings, I give her any- I’m sorry.

Hercule: Haha, well you know I wouldn’t keep anything from my fans hahaahaha haahaha haha not even this gorgeous COCK HAHAA

Chi-Chi: Unghh gohan, GOHAN Gohan. YEAS YEAAAS, RIGHT THERE!!!

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽

Kami: Popo, come closer, I feel my time is near and I’ve never been with a man before. Apply the 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 Popo.

Popo: Oh yes Kami.

Kami: Oh yes right there eh-ooh, that feels.. so good Mr. Popo.

Popo: I do my best, but Mr. Popo does not fuck!

Kami: You must Popo it is for me!

Yamcha: WOAH! What’s wrong!

Kami: U-Umm. Nothing Yamcha. It-It’s nothing, Mr. Popo and I have a special relationship. Oh my Popo knows how to handle balls. He collected all the balls last time.

Yamcha: No way! Let me have some of that!

Kami: It’s my 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽. I need it. I need it for Piccolo.

Piccolo: Kami, what’s going on here?

Kami: I have to use the 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽.

Piccolo: Apply the 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 on me.

Yamcha: No way! I need some!

Piccolo: Bend over Yamcha. fapfapfapfapfap NO! IT CAN’T BE! Aghh (yeah) AGHH (yeah more of that) NO! (bend over further Yamcha) I cantt stop it! BULMAA! BULMAA! Think of Bulma. I must think of Bulma!

Kami: No release yourself Yamcha. It is the right thing to do. Popo tell him.

Popo: Yes! It is true, Kami does not lie, he likes big butts, he cannot lie!

Yamcha: Wow! No way! You’re right! It feels pretty good! Why don’t you try Mr. Popo?

Popo: Ok! fapfapfapfapfapfap mhhom ooh! ooh! oooh! fapping stops I need some more 𝓼𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 Kami.

Kami: I’m afraid we’ve run out. The only 𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 left is at Korin’s tower.

long pause

Korin: Oh guys, what the hell is happening here? Let me read your mi- OH jesus christ, you’ve been butt-fucking again haven’t you?

Piccolo: It’s just the way… The way. You know that Nail is part of me now, we fused, he said he liked me inside. Then I said no and then he entered me, and I’m much stronger now, and I’m willing to admit it.

Kami: Yes I remember when you were inside me. It was like a feeling like I’d never had. Piccolo…

Popo: But what about me Kami!

Kami: There’s always time for us Popo, you’re my indentured servant forever.

Popo: Am I ever going to get paid?

Kami: You’re paid in flowers, and in love. Which you lack Mr. Popo.. Let me show you what love, is about. sucking noises

Popo: You’re right Kami! It feels so good!

Kami: And now on, Guru! Can you hear me?

Guru: Yes. My children.

Kami: Tell them, tell them what love, is about.

Guru: Well, as I am the father of all Nameks, I believe that sharing, is important. Remember Dende?

Kami: Oh yes I remember Dende, what a cute little Namek wasn’t he?

Guru: Oh yes, I stumped him.

Kami: You what?

Guru: I stumped him. I had him, many times.

Yamcha: No way!

Guru: Quiet Yamcha, your time is next. I have a special gift for you.

Yamcha: What is it Guru? You can’t die!

Guru: I won’t die, therefore I gift you this gift. Now, bend over Yamcha…

Yamcha: I don’t know.. Something’s not right here… I feel, so strange.

Guru: This is a power that only comes from the inside. And can only be given… from the rear.

Yamcha: You’re right I feel so much stronger! I feel like i could kick some ass now!

Guru: Yes, but, be careful. You may be sore for a while…
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