I am a cultured and educated college professor and business executive who fucks 5 ethnically diverse chicks a week in between getting published in scientific journals and traveling the world.

My opinions are unique and intelligent, totally not pedestrian. My arguments are the culmination of hours of research and analysis, totally not copied and pasted from the latest buzzword article pushing the opinion I agree with.

You don’t believe me? Ha, I don’t care what you think, my new Asian girlfriend is totally sucking me off as I type this.