I was waiting in line at the polling site, when i saw 2 men with  what looked like crates walk into the site. I decided to follow them. Once I reached them I was surprised to find that one of them was in fact an illegal alien. I want to thank President Trump for doing so much for our country, and the real legal Americans. I knew that Mr. Trump would have wanted me to confront this illegal, about this activity so I did. I asked him who he was, and he said his name was Jån from Norway, and that he came to America because he heard that Melania Trump had started a war on Christmas. He told me that his Nordic ancestors wouldn’t stand for such sacrilege, and that he moved to America to save Christmas, and to ensure that he visits the grave of his political hero Herman Cain.

Anyway I asked him why he was carrying these suspicious boxes with him into the polling site, and he said that Rudy Giulliani made him do it, and threatened to marry his 15 year old daughter!