Hey guys, Jeff Goldblum here. So I just got paid 200 million dollars to pose naked in the new Jurassic Park movie and, as you can expect, you can see *my penis*. However, my wallet vanished amidst a chaotic yo-yo accident with Channing Tatum and I uh, had to…*replace my cards*. Unfortunately I need some quick cash while I’m out and about – soooo, uh, if anybody can slip me $10,000 I’ll pay handsomely when the new cards come in and…yes yes yes, I’ll let you see my penis in the new Jurassic Park movie.