I had a friend who is a huge fan. I had only recognized the name from a meme video I’d seen shortly before, where it was teletubies set to their music. But, I love live music, so agreed to go with her when they came to town.

I’m not fond of listening to their music like, just through headphones. But the energy of that show was like nothing I’ve seen before, and I’ve been to a fair few. They came out bumpin’ hard. Immediately, the whole crowd pressed forward, and then flung back. I managed to get myself a spot up front towards the middle. And their energy just did NOT stop. Most high octane show I’ve ever seen. They were constantly running around, changing costumes, had great backup dancers.

But the most memorable part? A bit towards the end, Ninja goes crowd surfing. Ninja is not a small dude. He looks skinny, but he’s actually very solid, and very tall. He’s crowd surfing towards me, and so I reach up to help support, ya know, like you’re supposed to. Unfortunately, I was surrounded by short girls. A few freaked out and reached up to touch him, but most ducked out of the way. I am not a large or strong man. He ends up going one leg over either of my shoulders, and nobody else is holding weight, so his legs fall over my shoulder, I started with my hands on either quad, but he’s so ducking slippery, my hands slip up his shorts. And he had a bit of momentum, so kept going forward. I got a face full of that man. If I opened and closed my mouth, I’d have been biting his dick. I’m like, shaking, trying to support most of this guy’s weight, while he basically sits on my shoulders, but reverse.

Every time I see a picture of this guy, now, I am forced to remember the time his sweaty crotch was pressed against my face. And I ain’t even mad about it. Except Ninja owes me dinner, IMO.

Courtesy of u/jakehub