I am having trouble chatting up women. Women keep telling me to fuck off. Women tell me that I smell. Many women find me repugnant. Women just don’t seem to like me. Women think that I am a bit mental. Women move away when I approach them. Women look at me with disgust. Women think that I am a pervert. I need a woman to iron my shirts. I need a woman to make my dinner. I need a woman to wash my pants. I need a woman to have sex with. I need a woman to fulfill my depraved sexual urges. I want a woman to spank my buttocks. I want a woman to fist me up my arse. I want a woman to do a dump on my face.