**YOU GET CIRCUMCISED AND CASTRATED ASMR**

*huhhh*

*metal clinking*

*scissors opening and closing to test*

….

*snip*

*oops*

*i think i cut it a little bit too far down*

*oh well*

*not like you’re gonna use it anymore anyway*

*time for your castration*

*shhff shff*

*clink*

*grrrrf*

*he pulls out a scalpel*

*first incision…*

*slice*

*second..*

*slice*

*slice*

*oh look at that. beautiful clean cuts…*

*peel*

*oh*

*some skin is still sticking*

*just gotta…*

***RRRRRRIP!***

*oops*

*oh dear…*

*looks like i tore off your scrotum*

*oh well*

*ah there they are. look at those beautiful little family jewels*

*you ever think of selling these?*

*squeeze squeeze*

*pluck pluck*

*nurse… stitch this back up. i have to go sell these pretty little things*

*yes doctor*

*step step step*

*heh… now that the doctors gone… ahhhhhh*

*gulping sounds as she swallows your detached scrotum whole*

*mmmmmmmmmmmmm…..yummy*

*now then…*

*…..*

*…wait*

*i was supposed to reattach the scrotum, not eat it…*

*shit….*

*i guess i’ll use a piece of his own skin to fix it*

*slice*

*slice*

*slice slice*

*clinking as she puts the scalpel down*

*peeeeeel*

*there! ill use this skin from his armpit to replace the scrotum*

*plop*

*wait i don’t know how to use stitches!*

*…maybe I can just use some hot glue*

*you scream in agony as she hot glues your scrotum back on*

*there! all done!*

*how was it!?*