Suck my entire dick. You dumb bitch. I swear to god suck my entire dick. Also, fuck you. Dude. I was into Nazism before it was cool. I was looking at the dankest pepe memes in the womb. When I was born I said to the doctor I said, “Did six million jews really die?”. That’s when he threw me out the window and said I didn’t make it to my mother, because he was probably a Gypsy or something. Of course I came back and killed him with my cool authentic Mauser c96 replica, but that’s a different story.



Anyways, because I am a literal nazi I hate all races besides the pure aryan race. Therefore, I would like to spend time in an clean honorable nation like Romania, Hungary, or Japan, so that I can expand the Berlin-Tokyo-Rome Axis. If you send me to an unclean subhuman nation like Russia or the fucking slavic BALKANS I swear to god I’ll send the Gestapo to your house. Okay so anyways yeah it would be pretty lit if I could enrich myself with some cool honorary aryan culture.



Doing this will support my academic goal of finding more honorary aryans because seriously guys I feel like I’m carrying this entire WWII thing by myself. It will also assist my career goal of subsuming the entirety of europe under the control of the German Reich. It will also help me in my personal goal of destroying international bolshevism, if that kind of thing matters to you. Seriously though the German war economy isn’t doing so well now that I’m bogged down in the caucasus and I really need some more money. Also maybe I could get some cool tank design tips because the Panther is really cool but it keeps fucking breaking down and I’m really kinda sad about it 🙁