Okay so I was just peacefully walking down the road as I usually do, minding my own business. Then all of a sudden a little disgusting 8-year old niggerchild suddenly took out his phone, and opened up instagram! I was furious! But I calmed down and got a hold of myself. Even though using instagram is a horrible crime, he was only a child and a nigga at that. But then he found a video of ninja flossing, and he showed his mum! My entire body was shaking!!! How dare he offend me like that and spread pure evil into the world? So I walked over to him, and punched him so hard he was doing the wormdance on the ground. And then I shouted “INSTAGRAM BAD REDDIT GOOD FORTNITE BAD MINECRAFT GOOD!!!!” and then I inserted my 5 foot long phallus into his anus until he exploded while shitting profusely all over his corpse. Now obviously I expected that everyone would applause me for hindering the spread of evil and for doing gods work, but for some weird reason everyone just started screaming, and after a couple of minutes the police arrived and they arrested me?!?! What is happening??? The trial will begin soon, so I just wanna know, AITA?