A man got a new job driving a school bus. When he went to pick up the keys, the man behind the desk slammed them down and said, “Bus #1. Has a Big Bird picture on the side.”
The man got in his bus and drove to the first stop. He picked up one boy, who immediately introduced himself. “Hi! My name is Ross, and I’m special.” Ross took a seat in the front row.
At the next stop, the bus driver picked up another young boy who also introduced himself. “Hi! My name is Reese, and I’m special.” Reese got on and took a seat next to Ross.
At the next stop, the bus driver sees the largest girl he’s ever seen. She gets on. “Hi! My name is Patty.” She takes a seat in the back of the bus.
The bus driver can’t believe his eyes at the next stop. This girl makes Patty look like Tinkerbell. She gets on, and to his surprise, the gigantic girl also says, “Hi! My name is Patty.”
The route continues after that without anything remarkable happening. Except that when they arrive at school, he looks back and notices that Ross and Reese have taken their shoes off and they’re picking at each other’s feet. “What are you doing?” the bus driver asks. “We’re here! Put your shoes back on!”
At the end of the day, the bus driver takes all of the kids home. When he pulls into the bus depot, he slams the keys down on the counter and says, “I quit!”
The manager is flabbergasted. “But why?”
The bus driver responds, “Two obese Pattys, special Ross, special Reese, picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!”