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A BURNT PORCUPINE went to HELL so he could PRAY in SATANS KINGDOM, he was a NO NAME NIMROD working in a CANDY KITCHEN next to a VOLCANO in UNALASKA. Two LOVELADIES were feeling ROUGH AND READY, and they wanted to ZIGZAG across his BORING LICK FORK. Instead of WHY, he thought WHYNOT. Like a MAGNET, their MUD BUTTEs fell upon his KNOCKENSTIFF as they began to SANDWICH his DING DONG between their WOONSOKCKETs. SLICKPOO erupted from their HUMPALUMPS like a CANNON BALL, so he CHUGWATER and HOT COFFEE. He felt like SANTA CLAUS or GENE AUTRY, the mayor of BOSSTOWN. Being TIGHTWADs they SCREAMER at him and SMACKOVER his MEXICAN HAT in a BUGTUSSLE, he said you are DIFFICULT and belong in HAZARDVILLE. Now he felt like KETCHUP from the CORNER KETCH in KETCHUPTOWN, he hit the GAS and left. They said UNEEDUS and our BUMPASS to CLIMAX, he said he had TWO EGGS from his uncle JIGGS and left to WHAT CHEER they were able to muster to return to BELCHERTOWN. He would NEVERSINK to that level again. In short, they had INTERCOURSE.