So I’m at Kohls and I have to take a dumb bad, like real bad so as I’m getting to the bathroom this other guy walks in at the same time as me and I can tell he’s gotta let one out too. We both walk into the stalls and I know it’s gonna be a game of chicken to who lets their asshole burst first. Of course I have diarrhea and I know it so I’m trying not to be the first one to lose this game of shit chicken. I’m sitting here trying to hold it in the best I can and I am sweating bullets like actually sweat dripping down my face Michael Jordan flu game. I finally think fuck it and let out a mighty roar of a fart. The guy starts laughing and says “thank god” and then he lets his out and it was like an orchestra of diarrhea from there. I’m hoping I don’t run into him in the store now.