infect me papi

edit: I will keep u guys updated about me and the corona virus

Day1: well i swiped right and we hit off He was only 5 miles from me so it wasent a big deal When we went on a date It was romantic he told me how he Had Infected so many people in china Wow inspiring BUT WHEN I GOT HOME he was there Then he whipped out his Big crowned pepe AND I SAT ON IT!

Day2: I do not recall last night my asshole is a greeneish color my lungs hurt And i cant stop coughing i do not know why maybe its because i had sexual intercorse with a highly contaminated virus! I mssged him he hasent responded! I will keep u all updated \*cough cough\*

Day 3: CORONAVIRUS IS FUCKING OTHER BITCHES HES A MAN OF MANY CRIMES HE JUST KILLED 2 PEOPLE IN DC I CANT BELIEVE HIM!!! oh on the bright side he responded to my text now im going to have forced marriage like a underage child in a foreign country!

Edit: I received a award from this and I wanna say a Few inspiring words! Hearts Hearts Farts Farts Im Being forced into Marriage by a Worldwide Virus! Were gonna fuck and to listen to miley cyrus! Hearts Hearts Farts Farts My Asshole is Infected Oh Well I shouldnt get it inspected! Ty for your time!