1:24 AM

So I was doing a penis flexibility test, right? Y’know, the kind you do all the time. So, I tried my hardest to stretch my penis to the right, but it just wouldn’t budge past 45 degrees. I tried as hard as I could (keep in mind I was at the stage of the penis flexibility test where you had to get a boner) but then I heard an audible crack. My penis instantly became limp, and gallons upon gallons of blood flew out of my urethra. It was to the point where I was starting to become dizzy. I had to call the police, and they told me that they’d be here in 5~ minutes. They explained that people constantly broke their penis doing this test, and that I have almost no time. Eventually, I noticed that not only was my cock broken, my balls were too. They had completely bust open and cum was dripping everywhere.

1:26 AM

One of my balls has been reduced to skin. A large puddle of cum is on the floor. How am I supposed to explain this to the police? It’s not like there’s a ball flexibility test. Anyways, my other ball was draining at a slower rate, but I couldn’t stop it since the blood loss from my penis breaking had sapped nearly all of my strength.

1:28 AM

The police arrived. But sadly, it was too late. They told me my penis will never be the same again. Goodbye, friend.