All I said is “More importantly…….where is my jar of peanut butter?”

I eat a lot of peanut butter and always keep a jar beside my bed. Today my girlfriend’s grandma was admitted to the hospital. The grandma is 90+ and has been deteriorating for years, although, is obviously very important to my GF.

My girlfriend was telling me about her grandma’s serious health problems and I noticed my peanut butter was missing from by night stand. After my GF was finished speaking, I said the above question to lighten the mood. It is commonly known in our household that I ALWAYS have a jar on my nightstand, so I figured this would lighten the mood or make her giggle.

She responded with “You’re a f*ckin asshole” and then she asked me to leave the house. So now, I’m in the car, locked out, waiting to see if I’m an asshole or not.