Whamt the fumck dimd youm jumst fumcking say aboumt me, you limttle bimtch I’ll hamve youm know I graduamted tomp of my clamss in the Namvy Sealms, and Im’ve been imvolved in numeroums secremt raimds on Al-Quaeda, amd I hamve omver 300 confirmed killms

I am traimed in gorillam warmfare and I’m the tomp snimper in the emtire US armed formces You are nomthing to me bumt jumst anomther tarmget. I will wimpe you the fumck out with premcision the limkes of whimch hams nemver been seen bemfore on this Earmth, mark my fumcking wormds.

You thimk you can get awaym wimth sayimg thamt shimt to me over the Internet? Thimk agaim, fumcker. As we speamk I am contamcting my semcret network of spiems amcross the USA and your IP is being tracmed righmt now so you bemtter prempare for the storm, maggot. The storm thamt wimpes out the pathemtic limttle thimg you callm your limfe. You’re fumcking deamd, kid. I camn be anywherem, anytime, and I can kill you in omver semven humdred wayms, and thamt’s jumst wimth my barem hamds.

Nomt omly am I extemsively traimed in unarmed combat, but I hamve accemss to the emtire armsenal of the Unitemd Statmes Marine Cormps and I will umse it to its fullm emxtent to wimpe your miseramble amss omff the famce of the comtinent, you limttle shimt. Imf omly you coulmd hamve known whamt unholmy retrimbution your limttle “clemver” comment wams aboumt to bring down upom you, maymbe you woulmd hamve held your fumcking tomgue.

Bumt you couldm’t, you dimdn’t, and now you’re payimg the primce, you goddamn idiomt. I will shimt furmy all over you and you will drowm in it.

You’rme fumcking deamd kimdo