STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS GOOD, STWONG WOMEN AND WEYLO
STAH WAHS BAD, NO WIKEY WUKE SKYWALKAH
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
YUMMY YUMMY, ME EAT HAPPY MEAL FOH THE STAH WAHS TOY
ME BUY STAH WAHS ACTION FIGURES
ME PWAY STAH WAHS VIDEO GAMES
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
GIANT WAZERS AND WIGHTSABER FIGHTS! WE WUV THEM!
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OWIGINALS GOOD, PWEQUELS BAD
WAIT NO ACTUALLY PWEQUELS GOOD
STAH WAHS ALL GOOD
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS GOOD CAUSE STWONG WOMEN
STAH WAHS SEQUEWS BAD CAUSE ES JAY DOUBWEYEWS
ME WUV GEOWGE WUCAS
ME HATE GEOWGE WUCAS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS CAHTOONS
ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
ME KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO “JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN” BECAUSE ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
OH BOY! TIME TO WATCH MORE STAH WAHS MOVIES
ME WATCH CWONE WAHS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEBEWS
ME WATCH STAH WAHS HOWWIDAY SPECIAW
ME WATCH EWOK ADVENTUWES
ME WATCH STAH WAHS MACHETE ORDER
ME WATCH STAH WAHS WEVISITED
ME WATCH STAH WAHS DESPECIAWIZED
ME GO TO STAH WAHS CONVENTION AND WUN AWOUND DWESSED AS STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
YAAAAY! ME BUY MOWE PWASTIC CWAP SHAPED WIKE STAH WAHS CHAWACTUH
ME WANT STAH WAHS FUNKO POPS
ME BUY STAH WAHS TOYS
STAH WAHS WEGOS
STAH WAHS
I’M GONNA BEND OVER AND PUT IN MY STAH WAHS BUTTPWUG WHILE I WATCH!
ME JUST WUV STAH WAHS
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
ME WANNA SUCK HAN SOWOS COCK CUZ ME WUV STAH WAHS SO MUCH
I DONT WIKEY A POWITICIAN ON TV, I’M GONNA COMPARE HIM TO DARTH VADUH (DUH BAD GUY FWOM STAH WAHS)
ME SPEND AWWWWWW DAY WATCHING STAH WAHS MOVIES AND CARTOONS
ONWY BOOKS I WIKE AW STAH WAHS BOOKS
I SAY I PWACTICE JEDIISM CAUSE ME WUV STAH WAHS
ME DWESS UP AS KYWO WEN FOR HAWWOWEEN AND GO TWIK OR TWEETING
STAH WAHS STAH WAHS STAH WAHS
OH I LOVE STAH WAHS SO MUCH IM GONNA MASTUHBATE TO CARREY FISHER BIKINI AND IMAGINE US DOING COKE TOGEVVUH
ME FOURTY YEARS OWD
ME NEVER GWOW UP
ME STAY WIDDLE KID FOWEVUH
ME JUST SPEND TIME WATCHING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!