“Fun times at Cleveland again *cleveland*”

“Coming down to Cleveland Town Everyone”

“Under construction since 1868”

“See a river that catches on fire”

“We’re so polluted that all our fish have Aids”

“We See the sun almost three times a year”

“This guy have at least 2 DUIs”

“Flats looks like Scooby-doo ghost town”

“Don’t slow down in East Cleveland or you’ll die”

“Our economy is based on LeBron James”

“Buy a house with the price of a VCR”

“Our main exports is crippling depression”

“We’re so retarded that we thinks this is art”

“It could be worse but at least we’re not, Detroit!”

“We’re not Detroit!”