Dumbledore walks up the stage in front of the Great Hall. People are clapping and cheering. Excitement is in the air.
Dumbledore clears his throat and begins his introduction.
“Welcome, welcome to…” The crowd continues clapping. “I admire your enthusiasm, but please, try to contain yourselves for just a moment.” The crowd quiets down. “Welcome to the HOGWARTS HOTTEST TWINK COMPETITION!!”
The crowd goes wild. People are screaming and cheering. As they settle down, Dumbledore continues talking.
“As you all know, this is the final round. Please welcome the final contestants, Haaaaaaaaaaarrrry Potteeeeeeeeeeeeeeer-” The crowd near the Gryffindor table applauds thunderously- “Aaaaaaaaaand… Dracooooooooo Malfoooooooooooy!!!” The Slytherin table erupts with cheering and clapping.
The applause spreads to the whole room as Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy walk up the stage, each dressed in their usual Hogwarts uniforms.
Under the applause, Draco whispers to Harry.
“Hope you didn’t wear your best thigh-highs just to lose, Potter?”
“I did, Malfoy. The pink ones. But not to lose.”
At this, Malfoy looks slightly apprehensive.
Dumbledore waits for the applause to die down a bit.
“Okay, boys, show us what you got!”
The crowd of students holds their breath in anticipation. Harry and Draco rip off their uniforms, revealing fat asses and thigh highs. Harry is wearing pink thigh-high socks, and Draco is wearing black fishnet thigh-highs.
“Chose the fishnets, huh?”
“I play to win, Potter.”
The crowd emits cheering, clapping, and screams of delighted fans.
“Let’s begin, START THE MUSIC!!!” Bellows Dumbledore.
The music begins to play. The crowd cheers even louder as the contestants break out into dance.

An hour passes as the contestants dance for the audience.
“Good show! But now, it’s time to decide our WINNER!” yells Dumbledore. “Is it… HARRY POTTER?!” The crowd screams and claps wildly. “Or is it… DRACO MALFOY?!”
The crowd cheers even louder than the last time.
“It looks like we have our winner! Our Hogwarts Hottest Twink Competition winner is… DRACO MALFOY!!!”
The crowd screams and claps out a thunderous round of applause.

An hour later, Harry is sitting in the boys’ bathroom crying. Malfoy walks in with a pleased expression on his face.
“You know why you lost, Potter?”
Harry doesn’t respond.
“It’s because everyone likes the ‘disappointing my father’ energy, and you’re fatherless, Potter. FATHERLESS.”

FIN