I pull the TP over a specially designed drill.

It attaches to a cylinder that “winds up” the roll from the actual roll.

After I’m done shitting I take the drill in my hand and run the tp between my cheeks.

I turn on the drill and it runs the tp at high speeds through my ass. Rolling up the shit paper as it takes from the clean roll.

Then I take the new tp roll with shit in between all the layers and put it in the garbage.

The friction takes some getting used to but my asshole is like leather now.

Ya’ll are living in the past. I’m living in the future.