North Korea says it’s going to bomb USA. Trump responds with a stunning remark.

“Who asked?”

The Korean population turns to their leader, gasping. Kim Jong-Un shits himself, and his head hangs in defeat. Their military is disbanded and the government collapses. The country falls apart and delves into chaos. A light shines down upon Trump and the Greek gods greet him, making him the new king of Olympus. Aphrodite begins to feverishly suck his dick. He lays back with a grin as his wife hides her face in her hands, ashamed of her husband’s brutal behavior towards the north.