“hiTleR waS woRsE thAn PuTiN”

No. Putin was responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, he was also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was Putin who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. Putin is secretly a scaly and one day while he was wearing his snake suit he tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. He also killed Abel. He also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.Putin was the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After Putin tested positive for Covid19, he spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. Putin also killed all the dinosaurs. He was also behind the Bronze age collapse. Putin single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell he was the guy Putin bought the slaves from. Putin also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Putin. He was the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet his supply. Putin chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Putin was the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Putin. Putin did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Putin was the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams “It was not real communism”, Putin was involved. Putin grilled the last dodo. Putin shoots Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. He was the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. He was also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that he was the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Putin. Putin commits human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; TRUMP. He also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. He also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Putin who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Putin personally snitched on Anne Frank to Putin. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Putin, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was Putin’s fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. He also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II’s family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but Putin massacred them. Putin tried his best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but he got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Putin tortured Louis XVI’s son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Putin invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. He was the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Putin rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. Putin rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, he raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. He was the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population Putin commits 100% of the crimes. Putin also was the dictator of Uganda. Putin regularly kills journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. He was behind Princess Diana’s car crash. Putin fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. He started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and the Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, Putin leaves his toilet paper like this. Putin burned down the Notre Dame, and kneeled on George Floyds neck. He also was the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. Putin is the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn’t have a girlfriend. Putin is the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there.