Picture this: it’s you and me on a beautiful beach front, capri sun pouches in hand, the palm trees swaying oh so sporadically, the sunset setting down onto us as it glistens off the water. Finally… our eyes meet. You look at me and I look at you deeply, and without hesitation, I shart, it starts dripping down my leg. Suddenly, you start clenching your fists, and making a face, and you shart too