(found on a review page for a guitar cleaning product)

I. Was. Blow’n. Away. By. This. Always
Something. New. This. IS. A. Product
That. IS. All. In one. I. Use to. Have. A
Sepa rate. Cleaner. Polish. Wax. For. The. Fretboard. Neck. And. Body. Of
My. AXE. WOW. It’s. All. In. Here. Fantastic. I. Won’t. Be. Doing. That. ANYMORE. first. I. Had. TO. Take. A
Specoal. Pad. That. Got. Rid. Of. Dirt
And. Grime. On. The. Fretboard. And
Strings. You. Have. TO clean. Polish
And. Wax. Your. Guitar. TO. Make. It
Look. Like. New. Always. Important
If. You. Keep. It. In. Great. Condition
That. IS. If. You. Value. Your. GUITAR
AS. AN. INSTRUMENT. OR. FINE. FURNITURE. their. IS. No. Scratches
Or. Dents. On. All. My. Guitars. If. U. Keep. Your. Guitar. In. Good. Like. Perfect. Condition. And. You. Like. TO
Show. It. Off. On. Stage or. Even. TO
Your. FRIENDS. NO. MATTER. HOW OLD. IF. YOU. Keep. It. NICE. and. In. Good. Condition. From. The. Time. You. Bought. It. Than. It. Will. Always
Look. Shiny. And. Polished. And great
Like. You. Just. Got. It. From. The
SHOWROOM. Remember. Your guitar
Is. Your. FRIEND. so. TREAT. IT. LIKE THAT. Be. Proud. Of. It. Make. Money
With. It. Even. If. You. Play. On. Open
Stage. Or. In. A. Band. Take. Care. Of
It. You. Are. One. With. Your. Guitar
Even. Though. Some. Of. My. Guitars
Are. Old. I. Take. Care. Of. Them they
All. Look. New. You. Would. Be. Surprised. How. You. Can. Take. An old. Beat. Up guitar. And. Clean. Polish. And. Wax. It. And. Make. It. Look. Good. Like. Brand new. With
The. Right. Stuff. Well. This. Is. The
Right STUFF. It. Also. Smells. Like
Lavander. You. Can’t. Beat. That. Very
Large. Bottle 12. Fl. Oz. It. Is. Guaranteed. To. Work. To. Keep. Your
AXE. IN. GREAT. SHAPE. THE. MAKER
STANDS. BEHIND. THIS. PRODUCT
And. Invites. You. To. Tell. him. How
Good. It. Is and. Believe. U. Me. You
Can’t. Beat it. For. The. Money. The
Scent. It. Has. Everything. You. Need
Buy. It