Hey wook buddy, i’m an engineew. Thawt means i sowve pwobwems, nowt pwobwems wike “what iws beauty?” because thawt wouwd faww within the puwview of youw conundwums of phiwosophy.


I sowve pwacticaw pwobwems, fow instance: how am i going tuwu stowp sowme mean mothew hubbawd fwom teawing me a stwuctuwawwy supewfwuous be-hind?


the answew, use a gun, awnd if thawt down’t wowk… Use mowe gun.


Take fow instance thiws heavy cawibew twipod mounted wiw’ owd numbew designed by me, buiwt by me, awnd uwu best hope… Nowt pointed at uwu.